Ed.'s Note: We don't know exactly why we have been chosen to be the bearer of these news, but we received a note from Capt. Bob Sanchez that his efforts to enlighten the 150 members of the Texas House of Representatives on the wayward ways of District 37 State Rep. Rene Oliveira has been a success."Mission accomplished. Everyone agrees in our State Capitol that Rene Oliveira is unethical immoral pig," Sanchez emailed us as he wrapped up his visit to Austin to expose what he says are Oliveira's debauchery and moral squalor.
It appears that Oliveira did not meet face to face with Sanchez, but sent his administrative aid Michael Anthony Gray to confer with the irate Captain. Oliveira has announced he is running for reelection and should he win, it will stretch his tenure to 36 years in the same position. Oliveira claims he needs the extra term to tend to "unfinished' business in Austin.
"Stay sexy," wrote the Captain. "East Shrimp."