By Jim Barton
Brownsville Observer Blog
Hapless State Representative Rene Oliveira.
His erectile dysfunction is legendary, his affinity for the bottle, well known. None of that matters to Brownsville, Cameron County, whose voters value name recognition above actual performance, giving the inept Oliveira 33 years to screw, if not satisfy, his district.
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Oliveira's real employer, Linebarger, Goggan, Blair and Sampson, LLP, assessed him as a drunken little pawn that could generate more income for the statewide tax recovery law firm. Oliveira, in a brief moment of sobriety, orchestrated a single bill through the Texas House of Representatives, increasing Linebarger's take on the collection of delinquent taxes by 2.5 percent.
"Damn, Rene! You're good!" stated Linebarger on the way to the bank.
"Oh, but Representative Oliveira has done so much for Brownsville," an elderly lady with the same surname interjects.
"Yes. You are correct. We must not forget Oliveira's treacherous attempt to effectively nullify the 4-3 vote to preserve Texas Southmost College. Rene totally misrepresented the will of the people, trying to overturn that vote with a house bill essentially for unification."
History shows Rene has tried to screw Brownsville, screw TSC. He just can't get it up.
To read more of Barton's work, click on link: http://brownsvilleobserver.blogspot.com/
Brownsville Observer Blog
Hapless State Representative Rene Oliveira.
His erectile dysfunction is legendary, his affinity for the bottle, well known. None of that matters to Brownsville, Cameron County, whose voters value name recognition above actual performance, giving the inept Oliveira 33 years to screw, if not satisfy, his district.
Oliveira's real employer, Linebarger, Goggan, Blair and Sampson, LLP, assessed him as a drunken little pawn that could generate more income for the statewide tax recovery law firm. Oliveira, in a brief moment of sobriety, orchestrated a single bill through the Texas House of Representatives, increasing Linebarger's take on the collection of delinquent taxes by 2.5 percent."Damn, Rene! You're good!" stated Linebarger on the way to the bank.
"Oh, but Representative Oliveira has done so much for Brownsville," an elderly lady with the same surname interjects.
"Yes. You are correct. We must not forget Oliveira's treacherous attempt to effectively nullify the 4-3 vote to preserve Texas Southmost College. Rene totally misrepresented the will of the people, trying to overturn that vote with a house bill essentially for unification."
History shows Rene has tried to screw Brownsville, screw TSC. He just can't get it up.
To read more of Barton's work, click on link: http://brownsvilleobserver.blogspot.com/