Stop the Presses!
Sorry, we have no presses!
Get me rewrite!
Sorry we have no staff, much less rewrite.
Get me the newsroom, then!
Well, you could call it a newsroom as long as you don't bother the receptionist.
Well, how about the news desk, then?
Son, we're a cash cow. We've got an advertising desk. What are you talking about?
You guys won the Newspaper of the Year Award!
The what?
And the Newsroom of the Year Award, too!
Wow, and we don't even have one! That's great! Does Harlingen or McAllen know? What if they get mad? They actually have a news staff and newsrooms over there.