They're Eddie and Druci,
Phil, Minnie and Pricsi
(Laurita is missing)
(Laurita is missing)
They're altogether ooky,
The BISD Family.
Their board room's a museum
When people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The district Family.
[snap twice]
(Neat)
[snap twice]
(Sweet)
[snap twice]
(Petite)
So get a DA search warrant
Indictments you can count on
We're gonna pay a call on
The BISD Family.