From Multimedios
You knew it was just going to be a matter of time before some enterprising manufacturer came up with a way to make money off the fears of people toward the COVID-19 pandemic.
Well, it didn't take long. In the region in the state of Tabasco, Mexico, there have appeared votive candles purporting to be a remedy to ward off the virus that has created panic around the world.
The text on the candle has a disclaimer that states that it doesn't cure, but fortifies, the believers' faith to help them counter the effects of the virus.
The curing ritual consists of running the candle glass container over the body of the stricken victim and saying a prayer (inscribed on the container) simultaneously.
The votive candles first appeared in the Pino Suarez mercado in Villahermosa.
In some stands, reports are that the cost range from $30 to $50 pesos (between $1.25 to$2.10 US).
Get them before the hoarding begins.
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Have you heard this one making the rounds in prosecutorial circles?
Did you hear about the seizure at the Sarita checkpoint of 100,000 rolls of toilet paper?
Apparently, the Border Patrol discovered them using its sniffing dogs while searching an 18-wheeler.
They were hidden and covered with bricks of cocaine.
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Casi Miro was sitting at a local congal - when the bars were still open - sipping on a 16-ounce Natural Light de dos pisos when his friend Bob Oso sauntered in.
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He was sniffling and coughing to the side and sat at a respectable social distance from Casi Miro and told the barkeep: "Pasame un mofle de Natural como a Casi Miro, pero muerta," and sniffled again.
Casi Miro was alarmed and asked Bob Oso: "Hey bato, porque andas mocoso y 'tas tosiendo? Te pego el pinche corona virus?
"No guey," answered Bob Oso. "Me vendieron un jale chafas. Yo creo que es el pinche corte virus."
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Have you heard this one making the rounds in prosecutorial circles?Did you hear about the seizure at the Sarita checkpoint of 100,000 rolls of toilet paper?
Apparently, the Border Patrol discovered them using its sniffing dogs while searching an 18-wheeler.
They were hidden and covered with bricks of cocaine.
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Casi Miro was sitting at a local congal - when the bars were still open - sipping on a 16-ounce Natural Light de dos pisos when his friend Bob Oso sauntered in.
He was sniffling and coughing to the side and sat at a respectable social distance from Casi Miro and told the barkeep: "Pasame un mofle de Natural como a Casi Miro, pero muerta," and sniffled again.
Casi Miro was alarmed and asked Bob Oso: "Hey bato, porque andas mocoso y 'tas tosiendo? Te pego el pinche corona virus?
"No guey," answered Bob Oso. "Me vendieron un jale chafas. Yo creo que es el pinche corte virus."