"Elon"
Elon wears his Tesla like a crown
He calls his child SpaceX
'Cause he likes the name
And he buys him the finest beach around
Elon, Elon likes our money
He takes a lot they say
Spend his days counting
In a launchpad by the state highway
He was born Afrikaner for a day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And Vietnam was on
Errol Musk will have a son today
And he shall be Elon
And he shall be a space man
And he shall be Elon
In tradition with the family plan
And he shall be Elon
And he shall be a rich man
He shall be Elon
Elon sells lead balloons in town
His SpaceX business thrives
Elon blows up spaceships all day
Sits smoking pot watching them try
And Elon, he wants to go to Venus (or Mars)
Leave Boca Chica burning behind
Take a big toke and go sailing
While Browntown, Browntown slowly dies...