BONE-SPUR DRAFT DODGER TRUMP SAY HE LOVES D-DAY VETS

(Ed.'s Note: Donald Trump told an interviewer that he did not go to Vietnam because he did not agree with the war and had never heard of Vietnam. We wonder whether the D-Day vet he is honoring knew where the killing beaches at Normandy were, whether he agreed with the war, or whether his family had the wealth to keep him out of military service. Draping the mantle of patriotism that he doesn't deserve reminds one of the adage that "Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.)