Citizens of Brownsville
It has been my honor and of great personal satisfaction to have had the opportunity to amass a tidy personal benefit at the expense of the taxpayers of the Brownsville Independent school district after 19 years as a board trustee.
From there, I amassed great personal influence which later helped to make me a successful vendor with BSN Sports. I was blessed with coaching young men who followed me blindly. It is they who deserve the accolades, not me. Aw, gosh, stop it! Stop it!
From this perch, I have been able to strong-arm coaches and other administrators to shop my expensive sports-equipment and will continue to do so now that the voters have rejected my candidacy for another four years as trustee. Man, I will miss the ability to move coaches around and hire my buddies.
Finally, I congratulate the winners of the recent elections, and pray that, unlike me, that they keep their promises to the citizens for our community is deserving. Old vendors, never die, they just get off the spotlight. You haven't seen the last of "Coach" Joe, by any means. Lookee here at the cash I'm making from my beloved BISD. Do you think I'm crazy and let that bone go?