As can clearly be seen on the Facebook post at right, the city can breath a sigh of relief that City of Brownsville commissioner has mastered the ability to eat and inhale at the same time.
Facing death, Super Jess was – according to her – "about to die and making peace with it..."
And that darn Art was too busy listening to Donald Trump making America with the State of the Union great again and ran her out the room until – she said – he finally realized she was in real trouble and applied the maneuver to clear her airway.
With foam shooting out of her mouth, she said she could breathe again and thanked her husband for saving her life.
Is it just us or does the commissioner seem to have a propensity for cyber drama. We have been treated to all kinds of her personal melodramas from her in so many instances that it has become a continuing soap opera, starting with the unseemly family violence acts early in her tenure as commissioner.
If she and her business is not getting hauled into court to pay their workers a fair wage, she is flaunting her new diamond rings or Tesla cars. If she is not getting ogled at by perverts downtown, she is submitting affidavits to cancel a non-vote on a GBIC nominee only to cave in at a later meeting and voted unanimously for Nurith Galonsky.
Then there are the images of her in a SpaceX-motif outfit to lure Elon Musk to take his $25 million in subsidies. The launches were scheduled to start in 2013. We're in 2018, and none of the 600 jobs of $55,000 each that Musk promised have materialized. Ditto for the $325 million Tenaska plant that was supposed to be finished in the summer of 2017.
But so far, we have seen no action on these from the comish. Come to think about it, it does have a similarity to her choking episode above.
It's anyone's guess what the new drama will make her Facebook posts tomorrow or the day after. For now, we welcome Jess back from the Great Beyond just in time to allow Art to hear Trump finish his speech.